Alternative gags I thought of: "Quick, Henry, the Flit!" (which I'd already used), and "Well, mom did want me to be an exterminator instead of a soldier... guess she got her wish after all!" What's your best gag?
Remember the funny (or supposedly funny) monster cards of your youth? Well, they're back, in virtual form anyway! I've created a set of 72 monster cards, and came up with some funny (or supposedly funny) captions of my own... Can you think of a funnier one than the one I did? Add your own funny caption in the comments section -- and if I think yours is funnier, I'll use that for the final form of these cards... and you'll get credit on the "back" of the card your caption is used on!
All 72 cards will be posted over the summer, and in September 2010, I'll finalize the cards, and post printable front and back sides here, as well as on Random Acts of Geekery as part of the Countdown to Halloween!
I have been a Navy journalist, word processor, graphic designer, medical assisting student, cook, and truck driver, and am currently an eBay seller as well as an employee at a big retail store. I have been and always will be into comics, sf, tv, cartoons, monsters, oldies rock, and lots of other stuff.
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